A Rachel Lewis in the UK has normal hearing, according to an organization called Action on Hearing Loss.

A Rachel Lewis has subscribed to Dormify and some other college-life newsletters.

A Rachel Lewis just tried to create an instagram account named "thegreatest__bitchalive". ... I have utterly no comment.

A Rachel Lewis in Australia has a medical appointment with someone who thinks that the oftener she reminds me of it, the more likely her Rachel Lewis is to show up.

Linkedin thinks I should connect with someone who goes by the name "Sire David". He's in my gmail contacts list because he accidentally sent me unsolicited naked pictures several years ago. I'm not sure if Linkedin is as smart as it thinks it is.

A Rachel Lewis in the UK is buying a car. I know this because I got a copy of a document for someone (presumably her husband) to sign. The document includes his address, his complete banking information, and the name of his employer.

Various Rachel Lewises have signed up for the following in the past couple of days: Elsword, Charlotte Russe, and Metin2.

There is a Rachel Lewis (probably a highschooler in the states) who is trying to create an account on StudyMode.com.

Elephant in the Room, a barber shop in Tulsa that spends more time on SEO and bragging about their "prestigious" neighbourhood than they possibly could cutting hair, now sends me a notification every time someone makes or changes an appointment. Every. Single. Time.

Someone named Ryann writes "Hey guys how u doin what do u think of the half days".

A Rachel Lewis in Tulsa Oklahoma has made an appointment for someone named Kevin to have a haircut at a fancy barbershop.

A Rachel Lewis just made a reservation at the Oxford Thames Four Pillars Hotel. 

A Rachel Lewis in Chattanooga has just signed up for a fitness club. The confirmation email included a copy of her registration information, which specifies her birth date, home address, and home telephone number, as well as an electronic copy of her signature.

Dear Rachael (sic) Lewis,         
  
We are pleased to confirm that you have been allocated a place on the course detailed below:
Diversity Challenge - Lets (sic) Get Better at Tackling Homophobia

04 December 2013  to 04 December 2013
1000  to 1600
The Citadel, 28 Castle St, Aberdeen

(I should have asked them if they'll provide transportation)

A Rachel Lewis in the UK really really wants to play Tera

A "Mrs. Raychel Lewis" in the UK has signed up for Hibu, which looks like an email marketing tool for online retailers.

A Rachel Lewis in the UK often uses a service called Clickandbuy to buy music from iTunes.

To finish registering your Gaia Online account, you just need to click this link.
Caution: if you don't click the link, you'll be doomed to a life of despair.
For future reference, here's your log in info:
Username: Craptastic Roommate
Password: ***
http://www.gaiaonline.com/
(I'm not sure what purpose it serves to disclose the user's full username and password before the email has been verified.)

A Rachel Lewis in the UK is getting study notes from someone running a histology tutorial, with useful advice about how to study for biochemistry and anatomy classes.

A Rachel Lewis in Texas just signed up for Palm Beach Tanning Salon.

A Rachel Lewis in Bristol, UK has just made herself an appointment at the local Apple Store.

A Rachel Lewis in New Jersey just placed another order with Party City. Judging by what she ordered, I think she's throwing a baby shower.

Phoneless
Matthew to me

So I guess this is the only way I can get ahold of you until I get a new phone. Anyways, I have a random ? for you. How far do you typically jog?

to Matthew
Hi there. Based on your Google+ profile, it looks like you live in Texas--is that right? Nice to meet you! When I jog, I typically jog around my neighbourhood here in Vancouver BC.
cheers
Rachel Lewis, but probably not the Rachel Lewis you're looking for.

M&J Pest Control, Bomaderry, New South Wales:
Hi Rachel,
Attached please find an electronic copy of the Visual Timber Pest Inspection Report & Invoice carried out at the above address.
me:
Hi there. There is a Rachel Lewis in Australia who often confuses my email for her own. Please contact her by telephone and get her correct email address.
Cheers
Rachel Lewis in Canada who doesn't need an exterminator

Your message to P8SH Customer Service
Hi. I purchased a nine piece set of your rattan furniture and was informed by email it had gone through the direct check out and delivery would be arranged by yourselves. As this was on the 27/4/13 and I have had no contact from you I am just enquiring about when you expect delivery to be? Thanks 
 
(It turned out that the reason they couldn't ship to her was that the only contact information she gave them was my email address. Alas.)

A Rachel Lewis in the UK, who also goes by her married name and whose birthdate is apparently only one day different from mine, signed up for Sky.

A Rachel Lewis in Wales, whose full mailing address I now have, ordered a gift certificate from game.co.uk.

A Rachel Lewis in the UK registered to get information about the housing development called Royal Wells Park in Royal Tunbridge Wells, Kent.

A Rachel Lewis in PA signed up for multiple job-search sites looking for administrative positions.

A Rachel Lewis in New York somehow copied me along with herself when making a booking for an international trip. The booking included her complete home address and the dates when she will be out of the country.

Misdirected email yesterday: an invitation to view a google doc about a "great smoky mountain hike". I responded asking if she meant to invite someone else. Today she got back to me and said "i'm sure you're as amazing as she is. With a name like Rachel Lewis you can't go wrong!"

Misdirected email of the day: an invitation to finish creating my free bibliography manager account with EasyBib. Perhaps I will!

from Natalie at Sotheby's International Realty

Hey Rachel!
Cassie and I were talking the other day and thought you might be interested in some things on her street. You two could be neighbors!!!!!  The first one on the list is the only real possibility I think but I thought you two might be interested on the price of the others on the street!  Looking forward to your arrival!
 
me:
Hi there. How intriguing. I have never yet considered moving to Texas, but if I've got friendly neighbours pre-selected then maybe I should.

Fwd: Blood spatter
Ok I only received two photographs. However some of the blood in the photograph appears to be diluted and gives the appearance as if someone began to try and clean the blood. The amount of blood and scissors tend to lead one to conclude that the scene tells us this was a stabbing or even surface cuts. The blood on the wall could be cast off from the tip of the scissors, however the blood droplets, round drops, which would have been under the body gives the appearance that the attack occurred while the victim was upright on their feet or knees. Thus the cast off is a little low, it could be because of the half moon shape on the wall could indicate the victims head struck the wall, but I think it is cast off from the suspect swing of the scissors.
The clothing was on the floor at the time of the attack because the blood droplets on the up side of the clothing indicate they were there during the attack. (Because I can only look at the photo I can't tell you anymore about the clothing) The droplets would need to all be collected because the suspect may have been cut during the attack.
It is extremely hard to look at photos without further information and make a determination of blood. However the important points are there are droplets under the body, they could come from the scissors, cut on the suspects hands or from the victim in an upright position. The blood had been smeared or rubbed with something and the diluted appearance of the blood would led on to consider that someone tried to clean the blood. The clothing was on the floor at the time of the attack because of the droplets and the scissors give you a possible weapon. The cast off on the wall appears to spatter.

me:
Wow, this wins the prize for most eye-catching subject line from among this week's misdirected emails. There are a lot of Rachel Lewises in the world, and I get mail intended for all of them. Out of curiosity, was this message meant for the cardiologist in new york?
Good luck tracking down the correct Rachel Lewis.
Cheers
Not that RL

Emma:
So sorry! I noticed as soon as I sent it that it was wrong. It's actually a project for a forensics class in high school, haha nothing big!

A Rachel Lewis signed me up for the Giant Tiger flyer. Headline: Wardrobe woes no more! I'm still goggling at the idea of having "wardrobe woes" that could be solved by shopping at Giant Tiger.

Certificate of Particulars
Please find enclosed a Certificate of Particulars, which includes the original issue date of your licence along with details of classes and endorsements held.
www.nzta.govt.nz

me:
How nice that I'm entitled to drive in New Zealand! It's particularly exciting considering that the last time I was there was when I was 18 months old.

Rachel Lewis and her husband Darryl are planning a trip to Phuket.