Friday, September 27, 2013


A Rachel Lewis in Chattanooga has just signed up for a fitness club. The confirmation email included a copy of her registration information, which specifies her birth date, home address, and home telephone number, as well as an electronic copy of her signature.
Dear Rachael (sic) Lewis,         
  
We are pleased to confirm that you have been allocated a place on the course detailed below:
Diversity Challenge - Lets (sic) Get Better at Tackling Homophobia

04 December 2013  to 04 December 2013
1000  to 1600
The Citadel, 28 Castle St, Aberdeen

(I should have asked them if they'll provide transportation)
A Rachel Lewis in the UK really really wants to play Tera

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

A "Mrs. Raychel Lewis" in the UK has signed up for Hibu, which looks like an email marketing tool for online retailers.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

A Rachel Lewis in the UK often uses a service called Clickandbuy to buy music from iTunes.

Monday, September 16, 2013

To finish registering your Gaia Online account, you just need to click this link.
Caution: if you don't click the link, you'll be doomed to a life of despair.
For future reference, here's your log in info:
Username: Craptastic Roommate
Password: ***
http://www.gaiaonline.com/
(I'm not sure what purpose it serves to disclose the user's full username and password before the email has been verified.)
A Rachel Lewis in the UK is getting study notes from someone running a histology tutorial, with useful advice about how to study for biochemistry and anatomy classes.

Friday, September 13, 2013

A Rachel Lewis in Texas just signed up for Palm Beach Tanning Salon.
A Rachel Lewis in Bristol, UK has just made herself an appointment at the local Apple Store.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

A Rachel Lewis in New Jersey just placed another order with Party City. Judging by what she ordered, I think she's throwing a baby shower.