A Mrs. Cynthia Lewis in MA was expecting a Sears stove repair person to come to her house on Saturday morning. The confirmation email included her full home address.

A Rachel Lewis in New York created an account with a fitness centre here. The notification email invited me to change her password. It was tempting.

I just got invited to a Girls Night! It's on a Thursday, and I'm pretty sure it's being held by a group of Baptists in LA. I wrote back offering to bring strippers and tequila.