A Rachel Lewis in the UK has normal hearing, according to an organization called Action on Hearing Loss.

A Rachel Lewis has subscribed to Dormify and some other college-life newsletters.

A Rachel Lewis just tried to create an instagram account named "thegreatest__bitchalive". ... I have utterly no comment.

A Rachel Lewis in Australia has a medical appointment with someone who thinks that the oftener she reminds me of it, the more likely her Rachel Lewis is to show up.

Linkedin thinks I should connect with someone who goes by the name "Sire David". He's in my gmail contacts list because he accidentally sent me unsolicited naked pictures several years ago. I'm not sure if Linkedin is as smart as it thinks it is.

A Rachel Lewis in the UK is buying a car. I know this because I got a copy of a document for someone (presumably her husband) to sign. The document includes his address, his complete banking information, and the name of his employer.

Various Rachel Lewises have signed up for the following in the past couple of days: Elsword, Charlotte Russe, and Metin2.