Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Phoneless
Matthew to me

So I guess this is the only way I can get ahold of you until I get a new phone. Anyways, I have a random ? for you. How far do you typically jog?

to Matthew
Hi there. Based on your Google+ profile, it looks like you live in Texas--is that right? Nice to meet you! When I jog, I typically jog around my neighbourhood here in Vancouver BC.
cheers
Rachel Lewis, but probably not the Rachel Lewis you're looking for.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

M&J Pest Control, Bomaderry, New South Wales:
Hi Rachel,
Attached please find an electronic copy of the Visual Timber Pest Inspection Report & Invoice carried out at the above address.
me:
Hi there. There is a Rachel Lewis in Australia who often confuses my email for her own. Please contact her by telephone and get her correct email address.
Cheers
Rachel Lewis in Canada who doesn't need an exterminator

Friday, May 10, 2013

Your message to P8SH Customer Service
Hi. I purchased a nine piece set of your rattan furniture and was informed by email it had gone through the direct check out and delivery would be arranged by yourselves. As this was on the 27/4/13 and I have had no contact from you I am just enquiring about when you expect delivery to be? Thanks 
 
(It turned out that the reason they couldn't ship to her was that the only contact information she gave them was my email address. Alas.)

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

A Rachel Lewis in the UK, who also goes by her married name and whose birthdate is apparently only one day different from mine, signed up for Sky.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

A Rachel Lewis in Wales, whose full mailing address I now have, ordered a gift certificate from game.co.uk.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

A Rachel Lewis in the UK registered to get information about the housing development called Royal Wells Park in Royal Tunbridge Wells, Kent.
A Rachel Lewis in PA signed up for multiple job-search sites looking for administrative positions.