Various Rachel Lewises in the UK have signed up for Cricket Mobile, the Debenhams Beauty Club, and a Hyundai dealership's newsletter.

From the archives: another Rachel Lewis and I decided to make an interest group for people like us on Facebook.

Scottish Power is really trying hard to let Miss Rachel Lewis know about her online account.

A Mrs. Cynthia Lewis in MA was expecting a Sears stove repair person to come to her house on Saturday morning. The confirmation email included her full home address.

A Rachel Lewis in New York created an account with a fitness centre here. The notification email invited me to change her password. It was tempting.

I just got invited to a Girls Night! It's on a Thursday, and I'm pretty sure it's being held by a group of Baptists in LA. I wrote back offering to bring strippers and tequila.

A Rachel Lewis signed me up for an extremely spammy newsletter called Job Scout.

A Miss Rachel Lewis in the UK has just signed on with Scottish Power. The welcome message includes her agreement number.

A Rachel Lewis (presumably in NC) is trying to register for the Best of Charleston 2014.

A Rachel Lewis in Australia really wants to go on a whale watching tour for her 21st birthday.

A Rachel Lewis visited The Tooting Leisure Centre in the last month. Now they want her feedback on her visit.

A Rachel Lewis in the UK has normal hearing, according to an organization called Action on Hearing Loss.

A Rachel Lewis has subscribed to Dormify and some other college-life newsletters.

A Rachel Lewis just tried to create an instagram account named "thegreatest__bitchalive". ... I have utterly no comment.

A Rachel Lewis in Australia has a medical appointment with someone who thinks that the oftener she reminds me of it, the more likely her Rachel Lewis is to show up.

Linkedin thinks I should connect with someone who goes by the name "Sire David". He's in my gmail contacts list because he accidentally sent me unsolicited naked pictures several years ago. I'm not sure if Linkedin is as smart as it thinks it is.

A Rachel Lewis in the UK is buying a car. I know this because I got a copy of a document for someone (presumably her husband) to sign. The document includes his address, his complete banking information, and the name of his employer.

Various Rachel Lewises have signed up for the following in the past couple of days: Elsword, Charlotte Russe, and Metin2.

There is a Rachel Lewis (probably a highschooler in the states) who is trying to create an account on StudyMode.com.

Elephant in the Room, a barber shop in Tulsa that spends more time on SEO and bragging about their "prestigious" neighbourhood than they possibly could cutting hair, now sends me a notification every time someone makes or changes an appointment. Every. Single. Time.