Various Rachel Lewises in the UK have signed up for Cricket Mobile, the Debenhams Beauty Club, and a Hyundai dealership's newsletter.

From the archives: another Rachel Lewis and I decided to make an interest group for people like us on Facebook.

Scottish Power is really trying hard to let Miss Rachel Lewis know about her online account.

A Mrs. Cynthia Lewis in MA was expecting a Sears stove repair person to come to her house on Saturday morning. The confirmation email included her full home address.

A Rachel Lewis in New York created an account with a fitness centre here. The notification email invited me to change her password. It was tempting.

I just got invited to a Girls Night! It's on a Thursday, and I'm pretty sure it's being held by a group of Baptists in LA. I wrote back offering to bring strippers and tequila.

A Rachel Lewis signed me up for an extremely spammy newsletter called Job Scout.